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Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari, Ur Style Anaar

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Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise Mehak ho “Axe” jaise Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!! Happy Diwali to All

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Banti.. Mere paas Maaaa Maa…chis hai

Pappu.. Mere paas rocket hai, Shurli hai, chakri hai, Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai, Tumhare paas kya hain….?Banti.. Mere paas Maaaa Maa…chis hai Wish You a Very Happy Diwali

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Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se, K

Yeh bhi ek dua hai khuda se, Kisi ka dil na dukhe hamari wajah se, Aye khuda kar de kuchh aisi inaayat hum pe, Ki khushiyaan hi milein sabko hamaari wajah se.

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लड़की एक बार मुस्करा कर तो देखे शेरवानी के रंग से लेकर

कौन ‘कमबख्त’ कहता है, लड़के सोचते कम हैं . . . . . . . . लड़की एक बार मुस्करा कर तो देखे शेरवानी के रंग से लेकर बच्चों तक के नाम सोच लेते हैं।

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उसके बगल वाली सीट पर एक महिला अपने बच्चे के साथ बैठी हुई थी

Apna Group Admin सुबह-सुबह बस से जा रहा था. उसके बगल वाली सीट पर एक महिला अपने बच्चे के साथ बैठी हुई थी महिला के हाथ में टिफिन था जिसमे हलवा रखा हुआ था. वह बच्चे को हलवा खिलाने की कोशिश कर रही थी पर...

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Alcohol intoxicates, fathers have sobering effect

Fire burns, leaves behind ash Alcohol intoxicates, fathers have sobering effect

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Wife is surprised and asks husband why he took the risk

ISIS trooper stops car and asks couple their religion. Man inside is Christian but says they are Muslims. Trooper asks them to recite something from the Koran Man recites the Psalms Trooper allows them...

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If they refuse simply say you have swine flu and

Unique way to loot a bank without the use of fire arms: Wear a mask, walk into the bank and demand money. If they refuse simply say you have swine flu and you will take off the mask and sneeze.

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Go out with someone I did not want to go out with

It sure is a good thing my grandfather does not know how many times I have told people she has just died just in order to escape having to attend boring parties or go out with someone I did not want to...

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ladkiyou ne rona suru kar diya

Lo ji, ladkiyou ne rona suru kar diya.. kahti hai….. rakhsha bandhan manayegi to sirf admin ke sath.. warna ye tyohar hi khatm kar do

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I would never cry as I wood be afraid to lose you

If I were a tear in your eye… I would roll down onto your lips… Bt if you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry as I wood be afraid to lose you!!! Thanks for being mine forever… Happy Karva Chauth...

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May this DUSSEHRA, light up for u

May this DUSSEHRA, light up for u… The hopes of Happy times, & dreams for a yr full of smiles:-) Wish you a HAPPY DUSSEHRA!!!

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ਦੋਸਤ

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਇੱਕ ਔਰਤ ਕੈਲੀ ਨੇ ਆਪਣੇ ਬੋਆਏਫ੍ਰੇਂਡ ਹੈਰੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਿਲਣ ਵਾਸਤੇ ਬੁਲਾਇਆ ਕਿਓਂਕਿ ਉਸਦਾ ਪਤੀ ਜੇਮਜ ਤਿੰਨ ਦਿੰਨ ਵਾਸਤੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੋਸਤ ਨਾਲ ਫਿਸ਼ਿੰਗ ਤੇ ਗਿਆ ਸੀ , ਤੀਜੇ ਦਿਨ ਫੋਨ ਦੀ ਘੰਟੀ ਵੱਜੀ ,,ਕੈਲੀ ਨੇ ਫੋਨ ਚੱਕਿਆ ,,,,,,ਤੇ ਹਾਂ ,,,...

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Ek bar bhai billo ne bhai dillo ko do thappad mar di

Ek bar bhai billo ne bhai dillo ko do thappad mar di . . . . . . fir . . . fir kya bhai dillo ne bi bhai billo ko 4 laga di kya bhai ghur kya kya rha humne kya theka le rakha ki har bar hasa hi de….....

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Attitude Rocks

Hum makano m nahi.. Khule aasmano m raha karte h.. Dil se nikal kr fekne ki baat mat karna A hasina Tumari galli me to 50 hamare yaar rahte h..

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Punjabi Song Status – Krda Koi Like Queen Nu

Krda koi like queen nu… Fit kar ke paayi jean nu.. Kise nu kr gayi block koi… Message na hoya scene nu…

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Punjabi Song Lyrics – Jag Bhulya Thare Jaisa Na Koi

Naa woh akhiyan roohani kahi, Naa woh chehra noorani kahi Kahi dil wali baatein bhi naa, Naa woh sajri jawani kahi…

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Punjabi Song Status – Honey Singh Song Status

Tu baat kare yaa na mujhse, Chahe ankhon ka pegaam naa ley Par yeh mat kehna arre o pagle, Mujhe dekh na tu Mera naam na ley…

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Punjabi Song Lyrics Status – Tere Baajo Dil Nai Lgda

Tere baajo Dil nai lgda, Gal sun meri baby girl…. Aana ae tan aaja vaapas, Hun tu aiti der naa kar..

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